As Far As I Can Tell


Bronco Bash

I spent yesterday helping Dan try to sell mopeds to college kids at the WMU Bronco Bash. It’s an event where mostly freshmen go to find out about organizations on campus as well as local merchants. Basically it boils down to frats and cell phone companies giving away free stuff while the local alternative rock station plays music too loudly.

The 1977 Mopeds booth was set up inside of a parking structure, which at least kept us out of the sun. Every once in a while some of us would go work the crowd, passing out handbills with moped information on them. A few people seemed interested, but most just stuffed the flyer into their cup-o-crap.

While there were no sales, it was a good marketing opportunity for the shop. Now at least kids know that there’s a place in town to buy mopeds if they’re interested. I think it’ll need to be followed up by some consistent on campus flyering throughout September.

One of the things I learned at Bronco Bash was that the “ironic trucker-cap” square should be retired from Hipster Bingo. This season that’s the frat boys’ headwear of choice.

Trucker Brothers

Misc Bronco Bash Madness


 

Comments

i like the cowboy inserted into what seemingly is a good photo collage of people i hate. i like cowboys. i hate fratties. also, as far as i’m concerned… the meshback should have never been on hipster bingo to begin with… i know, i know… irony rules the hipster world, but they’re *just plain stupid.*

Posted by: e_prime on August 29, 2003 8:11 AM

The trucker hats were so over months ago when Ashton Kutcher started sporting them. There was even an article in the New York Times about how they were no longer fresh. The frat boys are fashion chumps once again.

Posted by: meredith on August 29, 2003 9:22 AM

Yikes. Trucker hats need to be done and over with, unless worn without a complete sense of irony.

Posted by: Naz on August 29, 2003 10:40 AM

Here’s the thing that sucks for me. I don’t wear foam style trucker caps and never have, but I do wear farm caps (Pioneer, Asgrow). I don’t cock them to the side, and I honestly wear them as a nod of homage to my father and grandfather who are farmers and grow those types of seed. Yet it comes off looking like I’m a lame-ass ironic weenie.

Posted by: simon on August 29, 2003 11:10 AM

I hate that those hats are trendy now. I have my trusty Port Hope hat from junior high baseball, but I can’t wear it because it looks like I’m trying to be fashionable. I hate ironic fashion that isn’t really ironic because it’s available at Urban Outfitters!

Posted by: Tim on August 29, 2003 11:50 AM

Fashion Alert!! Those boys need to catch up with the times! Don’t they know the coolest new thing are sombreros! Other great accesories: eye patches, capes, babies (a la Gucci), Plastic injection-molded space boots, bandanas for ankles-calves-wrists-head, gold chains (forget platinum). I would really like to see fangs come back (what up Wu Tang Clan?).

Posted by: ivo on August 29, 2003 2:25 PM

i’m gonna bring back non-sado-masicistic themed, bare-assed, chap wearing. so when you see ashton kutcher sporting them six months down the line… remember… it all started here, baby.

Posted by: e_prime on August 29, 2003 5:01 PM

Simon, I’m pretty sure that you’d like this online comic anyway, but the newest update is definitely poignant to this thread: nothing nice to say.

Posted by: e_prime on August 30, 2003 9:13 PM

funny, i always thought of those as “farmer caps,” since my hometown had many farmers/farmer kids that wore the john deere version and other related kinds. i had a bass pro shop one that i got rid of in high school when i knew that they were very uncool. how wrong i was. seriously, i didn’t know that they made it to fratdom, but ro and i have noticed that they have gone from kinda cute to kinda everywhere. i guess grandaddy will make more money off of the one that they sell with their name now.

Posted by: jim on September 2, 2003 1:45 PM

amazing how calarts is full of mesh hats as well. i’d even argue its full of frat boys if pressed. i’ve got no photo proof though. perhaps next week i’ll get on it.

Posted by: chris on September 5, 2003 9:25 PM


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