As Far As I Can Tell


In an hour and a half I will have lose consciousness and there will be people in funny costumes standing over my face, pulling out teeth that my body wanted to grow. It didn�t grow them to cause me pain, but to help me out�assuming that I�d have lost a tooth by now, and could use an extra one. This is my punishment for having good teeth.

Goodbye wisdom.

So if you haven�t heard yet, two days ago somebody stole all of money for the Moped Army belt buckles out of Dan�s room in his house. In the mean time I�ve already paid for the whole belt buckle order on my credit card.

I supposed there might be some sort of fund raising event, or people could pay for the belt buckles again�but I don�t like either of those ideas too much. Best solution: send us back the money. Yeah, thief�I�m talking to you.

Two nights ago at The Space:


 

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