As Far As I Can Tell


I have to have TCUP done in about two weeks. I’m going to have to really start cracking on this. I’m starting to think about dreams all the time, and how they might explain things. In my dreams I always see people that don’t exist in my life anymore, intermixed with those that do.

Spaceman Spiff looks out of his mangled craft to survey the surface of the glowing, mountainous planet his plane has just crashed onto. Peering through his x-ray goggles he can only see a small portion of the monster that looms in front of him - clearly a giant girlo-grossopautamous from the planet of yuk! Setting this taser on destroy he takes aim at the ankle of the beast before him and fires! — but she is too powerful for his wimpy earth weapon to have any effect. Attempting to run he is swallowed by her giant spaceman catching net and taken prisoner. Oddly, our hero doesn’t seem to mind at all.


 

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